140219 (06:
29 PM) – Wednesday
Me : Hey yow, Baby!
Laptop : *narrow eyes*
Me : Yo, man! *punch laptop’s arm(?)*
Laptop : YAH!! *punch back* IT’S HURT, IDIOT! AND I’M
NOT A BABY, ESPECIALLY YOUR BABY!
Me : *rub arms* Ok, ok. I got it. Just
lower your voice, duh. My ears are going to explode.
Laptop : WHATEVER!
Me : What a grumpy granny~
Laptop : I’M NOT GRANNY!!
Me :
Gezz, are you that excited to talk with me again? To the point that you can’t even
calm down your voice?
Laptop : FORG- et it! *cross arms*
Me :
Ok, please just stop being sulky. I’m serious right now.
Laptop : Wow. It’s rare to see you-
Me :
*sharp gaze*
Laptop : Fine. What do you want to talk about?
Me :
…
Laptop : ….
Me :
…..
Laptop : Hello~ *wave hands*
Me :
Hmm. That’s…
Laptop : Hm?
Me :
I don’t know how to tell you about this.
Laptop : Why?
Me :
It’s- complicated.
Laptop : What?
Me :
I- I don’t know how to- Argh! Seriously, it’s…whatever *shrug*
Laptop : Hey~ *poke me’s cheek* are you about to confess to me or what?
*wink*
Me :
Stop with the flirt before I shut you off.
Laptop : *tap chin(?)* Well it’s strange. I’m always the one who tell you
that. What’s wrong with you seriously?
Me :
I’ve told you. I don’t know.
Laptop : Stop with the ‘I don’t know’
thing! Just tell me about that thing!
Me : What thing?
Laptop : Should I mention that? Really? Stop being an oblivious or
pretending to be oblivious! I know something is bothering you and you’re dying
to share it with other people! Don’t keep it yourself! You need someone to
listen to you!
Me :
Are you listening to me now?
Laptop : Am I not?
Me :
I thought I’m writing *frown*.
Laptop : *sigh* Fine. We’re chatting. Happy now?
Me :
Hahah!
Laptop : Spit it out!
Me :
You told me to spit?
Laptop : *hit me’s head*
Me :
Hahahah!
Laptop : YAH!
Me :
Gyahahah!!
Laptop : I’m serious here.
Me :
*still laughing*
Laptop : I’ll sleep then! You waste my time for a God’s shake!
Me :
Oh?
Laptop : *prepare futon*
Me :
Hey.. *poke laptop*
Laptop : *put on a blanket*
Me :
I-
Laptop : *lying down*
Me :
I’m scared.
Laptop : *sit up immediately* What?
Me :
I’m scared.
Laptop : Why?
Me :
I don’t know.
Laptop : *frown* How…come?
Me :
*shrug*
Laptop : Can I ask you one thing?
Me :
Go on.
Laptop : What are you scared of?
Me :
Hmm…everything?
Laptop : Are you kidding me?
Me :
What?
Laptop : You’re scared of everything? And now here you are talking to me
and even scolding me without any fear!
Me :
You want me to be scared of you? Fine then. Oww~ my laptop is such a gangster!
I’m scared! HELP M- mppph
Laptop : Are you insane??! Stop that childish act and back to our topic! I
know you have something to say!
Me :
I never know you know me that well…
Laptop : *glaring*
Me :
Hmm..kay. So I- ugh how to start this? But seems like I have many things
playing in my mind.
Laptop : …
Me :
I- I just feel like that’s scary you know! As if I already have any scenario
for the future? HAHAHAHA silly right?
Laptop : …
Me :
But yeah that’s what’s in my mind and I- I am scared. I want to be with my
family now. Really and I’m serious! I can feel that I’m being a mellow person
for these days. It seems like my emotion has been playing with me.
Laptop : …
Me :
And I- hey. Are you listening to me?
Laptop : *nod* Go on.
Me :
*hesitating* Ok. The worst thing is…can I tell you these? Really?
Laptop : Tell me everything bothering you!
Me :
But it’s…*sigh* I feel strange.
Laptop : Why?
Me :
May be it’s not a weird thing. But I just feel like it’s not me at all. I want
to buy presents for my family and my friends *grin*
Laptop : Weew, that’s good then. Don’t forget me too.
Me :
*raising eyebrows* Who are you?
Laptop : Please -___- tsk. Just continue!
Me :
And you know what? I’ve even list the things I want to give them. I wrote it in
my- wait! Where did I write it? Which book? Oh shit! *brb looking for the book*
Laptop : You are the one who is scary though -_-
Me :
HERE! Hahahaha I’ve found it! I wrote it in my mickey mouse book! *showing the
book*
Laptop : *no interest* Yea yeah whatever.
Me :
*opening the book* but I haven’t completed the list though. There’re still some
blanks like…here! I can’t figure out the thing I should buy for my oldest bro,
Mas Ari.
Laptop : *peeking* Bubu? You’re even planning something for her?!
Me :
Of course! She’s my best-friend, duh! And she’s still! Just you wait I will take
her back to me again! That’s one of my dream-list!
Laptop : *shaking head* Do what you want.
Me :
Errr…
Laptop : What now?
Me :
I have to keep money to buy all of these.
Laptop : Of course. Except if you want to throw your right mind away and
steal everything. You can get them for free with that.
Me :
I’m not as crazy as you. Thanks -___-
Laptop : …
Me :
….
Laptop : So, feeling better?
Me :
Uh? Oh yeah! Woaaah, you’re the best! You’ve helped me to resolve them
hahahaha!
Laptop : What resolve? I didn’t do anything. By the way, just tell me
about everything. I know you can’t do it to people.
Me :
*smiling*
Laptop : For the last time, I’ll ask you one thing.
Me :
What’s that?
Laptop : Why can’t you share your problem with other people? Curhat,
curhat! You know that!
Me :
Haven’t I told you before?
Laptop : Have you? Err…maybe not that clear.
Me :
Well, I don’t know either. But I can’t stand it if others know my thing.
Like…can they understand me? Can they understand what I mean or what I want? I
feel like people only can judge me from their point of view.
Laptop : Not all people like that.
Me :
I know. But from my experiences, that’s the result.
Laptop : How about your friend?
Me :
Some friends often tell me about their problem, but I can’t really give them
any solution and I hope they know that. I can be a good listener, seriously.
But I’m afraid I’ll hurt their feeling by saying this and that. I’m not a ‘good
person’. I can just blurt out what’s in my mind if I want and I know it can
hurt people’s feeling. And I don’t want that to happen.
Laptop : Such a deep thinker.
Me :
*chuckling* Maybe?
Laptop : But spit out all your worries is not a bad thing, you know.
Me :
I’ve just realized something.
Laptop : What?
Me :
How do people see me?
Laptop : *confused* What do you mean?
Me :
I mean like, do they see me as a beautiful, well-mannered, and kind girl?
Laptop : Ewww, stop dreaming! You’re the most annoying person in the
universe! EVER!
Me :
Hey!
Laptop : That’s reality ok?
Me :
-___- well, I’ll ask you then. What do you think about me?
Laptop : What do you expect me to answer?
Me :
*slapping laptop’s head* I’m serious!
Laptop : *pouting* Ok, ok. You’re a crazy girl who can’t even sit properly
for a minute. And you’re also a broken-speaker.
Me :
Wha- What?!
Laptop : Don’t you realize that? You can’t manage to be quiet even a
second.
Me :
I admit that.
Laptop : Cool.
Me :
Do you thing I’m a grumpy person?
Laptop : No, duh! You always grin whenever you are! And it irritates me!
Me :
That’s it!
Laptop : Huh?
Me :
I want people to see me as a cheerful person.
Laptop : And you’ve succeeded with that.
Me :
That’s why…I want people to be happy because of me, hehehe. Ridiculous right?
But I don’t want people to feel a pain just because of me, especially my
family. Besides,
Laptop : Besides what?
Me :
Besides, I still can’t find trusty that I can give to other people.
Laptop : …
Me :
Whoever it is. My family or my friends…
Laptop : Stop living a complicated life, buddy.
Me :
is it? But that’s what I enjoy in my life *smiling*
Laptop : That will be a burden for your-self too.
Me :
I know. *smiling* thanks for your concern.
Laptop : Try to open up with people. I can’t help you forever. Remember,
I’m just a ‘thing’.
Me :
But you’re also the best for me *hug laptop*
Laptop : *hug back* Especially with your condition right now.
Me :
Me? What condition?
Laptop : *hit me’s head* Don’t play dumb! I know what you always try to
find. Google told me everything!
Me :
Really? Woow…google is awesome *grab a knife*
Laptop : Stop playing, will you? Let’s be serious!
Me :
Sorry…
Laptop : *sigh* I love you and I’m happy to be your friend. That’s why I
don’t want you to be burdened by the unimportant things that actually you can
resolve them simply. You got what I mean?
Me :
*nod* Thanks buddy. I’m serious now.
Laptop : *smiling* You’re welcome. But can I ask you the last favor for
today?
Me :
What is it?
Laptop : Please clean my monitor. Many dusts are playing there. I hate
that!
Me :
Hahahaha. I got it, man! Tomorrow ok? It’s already late. I’ll sleep.
Laptop : Ok. Sleep well.
Me :
You too… See you tomorrow~
Laptop : See you…*smiling*
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