Saturday, February 22, 2014

Me vs Laptop #edisi6

140219 (06: 29 PM) – Wednesday

Me      : Hey yow, Baby!
Laptop  : *narrow eyes*
Me      : Yo, man! *punch laptop’s arm(?)*
Laptop  : YAH!! *punch back* IT’S HURT, IDIOT! AND I’M NOT A BABY, ESPECIALLY YOUR BABY!
Me      : *rub arms* Ok, ok. I got it. Just lower your voice, duh. My ears are going to explode.
Laptop  : WHATEVER!
Me      : What a grumpy granny~
Laptop  : I’M NOT GRANNY!!
Me      : Gezz, are you that excited to talk with me again? To the point that you can’t even calm down your voice?
Laptop  : FORG- et it! *cross arms*
Me      : Ok, please just stop being sulky. I’m serious right now.
Laptop  : Wow. It’s rare to see you-
Me      : *sharp gaze*
Laptop  : Fine. What do you want to talk about?
Me      : …
Laptop  : ….
Me      : …..
Laptop  : Hello~ *wave hands*
Me      : Hmm. That’s…
Laptop  : Hm?
Me      : I don’t know how to tell you about this.
Laptop  : Why?
Me      : It’s- complicated.
Laptop  : What?
Me      : I- I don’t know how to- Argh! Seriously, it’s…whatever *shrug*
Laptop  : Hey~ *poke me’s cheek* are you about to confess to me or what? *wink*
Me      : Stop with the flirt before I shut you off.
Laptop  : *tap chin(?)* Well it’s strange. I’m always the one who tell you that. What’s wrong with you seriously?
Me      : I’ve told you. I don’t know.
Laptop  : Stop with the ‘I don’t know’ thing! Just tell me about that thing!
Me      : What thing?
Laptop  : Should I mention that? Really? Stop being an oblivious or pretending to be oblivious! I know something is bothering you and you’re dying to share it with other people! Don’t keep it yourself! You need someone to listen to you!
Me      : Are you listening to me now?
Laptop  : Am I not?
Me      : I thought I’m writing *frown*.
Laptop  : *sigh* Fine. We’re chatting. Happy now?
Me      : Hahah!
Laptop  : Spit it out!
Me      : You told me to spit?
Laptop  : *hit me’s head*
Me      : Hahahah!
Laptop  : YAH!
Me      : Gyahahah!!
Laptop  : I’m serious here.
Me      : *still laughing*
Laptop  : I’ll sleep then! You waste my time for a God’s shake!
Me      : Oh?
Laptop  : *prepare futon*
Me      : Hey.. *poke laptop*
Laptop  : *put on a blanket*
Me      : I-
Laptop  : *lying down*
Me      : I’m scared.
Laptop  : *sit up immediately* What?
Me      : I’m scared.
Laptop  : Why?
Me      : I don’t know.
Laptop  : *frown* How…come?
Me      : *shrug*
Laptop  : Can I ask you one thing?
Me      : Go on.
Laptop  : What are you scared of?
Me      : Hmm…everything?
Laptop  : Are you kidding me?
Me      : What?
Laptop  : You’re scared of everything? And now here you are talking to me and even scolding me without any fear!
Me      : You want me to be scared of you? Fine then. Oww~ my laptop is such a gangster! I’m scared! HELP M- mppph
Laptop  : Are you insane??! Stop that childish act and back to our topic! I know you have something to say!
Me      : I never know you know me that well…
Laptop  : *glaring*
Me      : Hmm..kay. So I- ugh how to start this? But seems like I have many things playing in my mind.
Laptop  : …
Me      : I- I just feel like that’s scary you know! As if I already have any scenario for the future? HAHAHAHA silly right?
Laptop  : …
Me      : But yeah that’s what’s in my mind and I- I am scared. I want to be with my family now. Really and I’m serious! I can feel that I’m being a mellow person for these days. It seems like my emotion has been playing with me.
Laptop  : …
Me      : And I- hey. Are you listening to me?
Laptop  : *nod* Go on.
Me      : *hesitating* Ok. The worst thing is…can I tell you these? Really?
Laptop  : Tell me everything bothering you!
Me      : But it’s…*sigh* I feel strange.
Laptop  : Why?
Me      : May be it’s not a weird thing. But I just feel like it’s not me at all. I want to buy presents for my family and my friends *grin*
Laptop  : Weew, that’s good then. Don’t forget me too.
Me      : *raising eyebrows* Who are you?
Laptop  : Please -___- tsk. Just continue!
Me      : And you know what? I’ve even list the things I want to give them. I wrote it in my- wait! Where did I write it? Which book? Oh shit! *brb looking for the book*
Laptop  : You are the one who is scary though -_-
Me      : HERE! Hahahaha I’ve found it! I wrote it in my mickey mouse book! *showing the book*
Laptop  : *no interest* Yea yeah whatever.
Me      : *opening the book* but I haven’t completed the list though. There’re still some blanks like…here! I can’t figure out the thing I should buy for my oldest bro, Mas Ari.
Laptop  : *peeking* Bubu? You’re even planning something for her?!
Me      : Of course! She’s my best-friend, duh! And she’s still! Just you wait I will take her back to me again! That’s one of my dream-list!
Laptop  : *shaking head* Do what you want.
Me      : Errr…
Laptop  : What now?
Me      : I have to keep money to buy all of these.
Laptop  : Of course. Except if you want to throw your right mind away and steal everything. You can get them for free with that.
Me      : I’m not as crazy as you. Thanks -___-
Laptop  : …
Me      : ….
Laptop  : So, feeling better?
Me      : Uh? Oh yeah! Woaaah, you’re the best! You’ve helped me to resolve them hahahaha!
Laptop  : What resolve? I didn’t do anything. By the way, just tell me about everything. I know you can’t do it to people.
Me      : *smiling*
Laptop  : For the last time, I’ll ask you one thing.
Me      : What’s that?
Laptop  : Why can’t you share your problem with other people? Curhat, curhat! You know that!
Me      : Haven’t I told you before?
Laptop  : Have you? Err…maybe not that clear.
Me      : Well, I don’t know either. But I can’t stand it if others know my thing. Like…can they understand me? Can they understand what I mean or what I want? I feel like people only can judge me from their point of view.
Laptop  : Not all people like that.
Me      : I know. But from my experiences, that’s the result.
Laptop  : How about your friend?
Me      : Some friends often tell me about their problem, but I can’t really give them any solution and I hope they know that. I can be a good listener, seriously. But I’m afraid I’ll hurt their feeling by saying this and that. I’m not a ‘good person’. I can just blurt out what’s in my mind if I want and I know it can hurt people’s feeling. And I don’t want that to happen.
Laptop  : Such a deep thinker.
Me      : *chuckling* Maybe?
Laptop  : But spit out all your worries is not a bad thing, you know.
Me      : I’ve just realized something.
Laptop  : What?
Me      : How do people see me?
Laptop  : *confused* What do you mean?
Me      : I mean like, do they see me as a beautiful, well-mannered, and kind girl?
Laptop  : Ewww, stop dreaming! You’re the most annoying person in the universe! EVER!
Me      : Hey!
Laptop  : That’s reality ok?
Me      : -___- well, I’ll ask you then. What do you think about me?
Laptop  : What do you expect me to answer?
Me      : *slapping laptop’s head* I’m serious!
Laptop  : *pouting* Ok, ok. You’re a crazy girl who can’t even sit properly for a minute. And you’re also a broken-speaker.
Me      : Wha- What?!
Laptop  : Don’t you realize that? You can’t manage to be quiet even a second.
Me      : I admit that.
Laptop  : Cool.
Me      : Do you thing I’m a grumpy person?
Laptop  : No, duh! You always grin whenever you are! And it irritates me!
Me      : That’s it!
Laptop  : Huh?
Me      : I want people to see me as a cheerful person.
Laptop  : And you’ve succeeded with that.
Me      : That’s why…I want people to be happy because of me, hehehe. Ridiculous right? But I don’t want people to feel a pain just because of me, especially my family. Besides,
Laptop  : Besides what?
Me      : Besides, I still can’t find trusty that I can give to other people.
Laptop  : …
Me      : Whoever it is. My family or my friends…
Laptop  : Stop living a complicated life, buddy.
Me      : is it? But that’s what I enjoy in my life *smiling*
Laptop  : That will be a burden for your-self too.
Me      : I know. *smiling* thanks for your concern.
Laptop  : Try to open up with people. I can’t help you forever. Remember, I’m just a ‘thing’.
Me      : But you’re also the best for me *hug laptop*
Laptop  : *hug back* Especially with your condition right now.
Me      : Me? What condition?
Laptop  : *hit me’s head* Don’t play dumb! I know what you always try to find. Google told me everything!
Me      : Really? Woow…google is awesome *grab a knife*
Laptop  : Stop playing, will you? Let’s be serious!
Me      : Sorry…
Laptop  : *sigh* I love you and I’m happy to be your friend. That’s why I don’t want you to be burdened by the unimportant things that actually you can resolve them simply. You got what I mean?
Me      : *nod* Thanks buddy. I’m serious now.
Laptop  : *smiling* You’re welcome. But can I ask you the last favor for today?
Me      : What is it?
Laptop  : Please clean my monitor. Many dusts are playing there. I hate that!
Me      : Hahahaha. I got it, man! Tomorrow ok? It’s already late. I’ll sleep.
Laptop  : Ok. Sleep well.
Me      : You too… See you tomorrow~
Laptop  : See you…*smiling*





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