Me vs Laptop #edisi5

130727 (09: 57AM) – Saturday

Me       : Hey you!

Laptop   : …

Me       : Y.O.U!

Laptop   : *turning head right and left*

Me       : YOU, STUPID!! *smack laptop*

Laptop   : *sending laser through eyes(?)*

Me       : What?

Laptop   : I was in a really really peaceful life but suddenly a devil came up and dragged me to hell.

Me       : Wow. I never know you have such an amazing experience. How’s next?

Laptop   : And now that devil is doing something that she hasn’t done in a month.

Me       : ???

Laptop   : Yeah. Writing a stupid thing that is not important at all, and I feel like killing her right here, right now.

Me       : Do I know her?

Laptop   : Yup.

Me       : I know her that well?

Laptop   : Exactly.

Me       : Is she a pretty girl named Evy?

Laptop   : Actually yes, her name is Evy. But no, she’s not pretty AT ALL.

Me       : You, crap!

Laptop   : A crap that you need the most.

Me       : Shit. But unfortunately that’s true.

Laptop   : *batting eyelashes*

Me       : I’m bored.

Laptop   : So?

Me       : Huh?

Laptop   : What’s that having to do with me?

Me       : Show me something interesting duh!

Laptop   : There’re so many interesting things in me yow.

Me       : I know.

Laptop   : Should I mention them? Super Junior and Exo photos, Super Junior and Exo’s videos, Super Junior and Exo variety shows, and… I only remember that you save those.

Me       : There’re also some movies duh!

Laptop   : Yeah yeah whatever. *shrug*

Me       : I wanna go home.

Laptop   : Just go home then. Just don’t forget to bring me with you.

Me       : Who are you anyway? Why should I bring you anywhere?

Laptop   : Oww. Are you malin kundang??

Me       : Whut?

Laptop   : You forget someone who always helps you?

Me       : -______- for your information, you’re not ‘someone’.

Laptop   : Someone, something, whatever. Hmp *crossing arms*

Me       : Something is angry~ *poking laptop*

Laptop   : GROSS!! DON’T TOUCH ME! EWWW

Me       : I’m not gross!

Laptop   : You are!

Me       : If I’m gross, then what are you?

Laptop   : Me? I’m the most handsome laptop ever!

Me       : Say who?? You’re the MOST ANNOYING thing ever!! YEAH *pumping fist*

Laptop   : *grabbing ‘me’ hair* You’re annoying, sistah.

Me       : *grabbing laptop’s head* You too, brat!

Laptop+Me: YOU B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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