130619 (01
AM) - Wednesday
Me : Hi, dude!
Laptop : Huh? Who are you?
Me : -_____-
Laptop : *looks confused*
Me : *smack laptop* I’M YOUR OWNER DUH!
Laptop : Owner? Aaah! Yeah yeah I remember you.
Me : Good.
Laptop : Sooo, whassap brotha?
Me : I’m a girl.
Laptop : Uh-uh? You don’t look like one.
Me : I never know you’re this brat.
Laptop : Cool, isn’t it?
Me : Gezzzz, whatever.
Laptop : Soooo?
Me : Huh?
Laptop : ‘HUH?’ I ask you like hundred times and you
just answer with that word??
Me : Hah?
Laptop : I ASK YOU, BROTHA OR SISTAH OR WHATEVER. WHY YOU DISTURB MY
OH-SO- BEAUTY SLEEP IN THIS LATE OF NIGHT??!
Me : Late? *look at the clock* Oh yeah
late.
Laptop : …
Me : ….
Laptop : Shut me down if you don’t have anything to
talk. *prepare blanket*
Me : Wawawaa, calm down kid. Ok maybe
uhm..i have something to tell.
Laptop : What’s that?
Me : Actually I just need someone to
listen to me.
Laptop : Someone? But I’m not a ‘someone’.
Me : Yeah someone or something whatever. I
mean it’s just that I feel like wanting to burst out.
Laptop : Why?
Me : Uhm…..dunno. Just feel like that one.
Laptop : What do you want to ‘burst out’?
Me : Hmm about myself..i guess. Or maybe
about my feeling? Yeah something like that I think.
Laptop : Don’t you have someone to talk? Or in your language, I always
heard something about ‘curhat’?
Me : To my friends..i guess. But it’s just
so different.
Laptop : What different?
Me :
Like..i can’t really open-up to other people. Even they’re my best of the best friends,
or even my family. I just…..can’t.
Laptop : How strange.
Me :
Maybe you’re right. Sometimes I think that I’m weird because of that. But I
dunno, I just can’t. Like really really can’t.
Laptop : Have you tried it before?
Me : Of course duh!
Laptop : What did you tell them then?
Me : Just the surface.
Laptop : Pffft- Surface? Are you an ocean? *shakes head(?)*
Me :
Let’s just say that I’m an ocean. What other people know about me is just the
surface. Not the real things inside me.
Laptop : Is it?
Me :
*nod*
Laptop : Who else you ever talk to about something
like that?
Me : You mean ‘what’ else?
Laptop : What? Yeah whatever.
Me : Uhm..my phone.
Laptop : Phone?
Me : Yup. My sony phone. He was my buddy
until he’s taken away because of his illness.
Laptop : That white one? Yeah I know him. Eh, what illness?
Me : Something that an electronic thing
always have. I think you know that better than me.
Laptop : *nods* I see. That’s why you don’t have anything to talk anymore?
And now you come to me to make me your best buddy?
Me :
Wow. I don’t know you’re this smart too.
Laptop : I’m a laptop duh. I know everything better than you.
Me :
*shrug* Whatever.
Laptop : Anything else?
Me :
Huh?
Laptop : It’s getting really late and I suggest you to take a sleep.
Because I’m really tired now because of your non-stop-video. Let’s talk
tomorrow or another day. Just not now, please?
Me :
Well sorry and ok. Let’s talk again later.
Laptop : Good. Just come to me if you have something bothering you. We’re
buddies after all.
Me :
*smile* Thanks, buddy. I owe you a lot.
Laptop : *smiles* Nevermind. Let’s take a rest now, shall we?
Me :
Oh, ok. Good night then.
Laptop : Night.
-tbc-
Gue keluarin tu! XD
Ini edisi(?) pertama jadi baru mulai. Maklum lah kalo ketara gejenya. Namanye juga random story.
Lo kaga mudeng maksudnye? cari kamus! kalo masih kagak mudeng juga, berarti otak lo terlalu lurus(?).
kan gue uda bilang ni cerita random. Berarti lo kudu punya otak yang random buat ngerti HAHAHAHA
Akhir kata, see you di edisi selanjutnya (kalo gue kagak lupa ngepost). Ciao
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