Me vs Laptop #edisi2

130620 (01: 30 PM) – Thursday

Laptop  : What do you want?

Me      : Wawawa. Calm down will ya?

Laptop  : I thought you’ll just come to me at night. But it’s a        sunny afternoon and here you are, in front of me like a      nerd.

Me      : What sunny? It’s so cloudy and looks like it’s about to           rain.

Laptop  : Then?

Me      : Then? I just finished my bath and I’m about to….oh               PRAY! Sholat broh! Wait a moment.

Laptop  : Half past one PM and you just took a bath?! What kind        of girl you are?? Gezz..and it’s thirty minutes to the      end of dzuhur ya know. Yah WHERE ARE YOU, BRAT?! I’M        TALKING TO YOU NOW!!

(4 minutes later)

Me      : I’m back.

Laptop  : Yeah yeah welcome.

Me      : Hmm

Laptop  : Hmm?

Me      : …

Laptop  : …?

Me      : Uhm

Laptop  : *yawns* How about we take a nap?

Me      : Yah wait!

Laptop  : I’m waiting here! And you didn’t say anything except        ‘hmm’ and ‘uhm’.

Me      : Uhh..sowwy.

Laptop  : Hurry up and say something! Don’t make me bored.

Me      : I’m sleepy.

Laptop  : Then? Take a nap! *pulls-up blanket*

Me      : Haish! *pulls-down blanket* Who said you can sleep now?

Laptop  : What?

Me      : Listen to me..

Laptop  : *sighs* Fine. What’s that to talk about?

Me      : Err..

Laptop  : Hm?

Me      : That’s..

Laptop  : What?

Me      : *tapping chin*

Laptop  : Don’t be shy. Just tell me.

Me      : That’s not it.

Laptop  : Then?

Me      : I think I forget what I want to tell. *grinning widely*

Laptop  : -__- *smacks me’s head* Idiot.

Me      : It hurts you moron!

Laptop  : Just tell me then. Try to remember it. I’ll wait here.      *pulls-up blanket*

Me      : Don’t sleep!

Laptop  : I won’t. I just wait here.

Me      : Yeah wait while sleeping rite? No freaking way!!            *snatch blanket*

Laptop  : Ugh why are you so annoying?!

Me      : Because this is who I am?

Laptop  : *sarcastically* Proud of you.

Me      : *smile* Thanks.

Laptop  : -__-

Me      : J

Laptop  : -_____-

Me      : :D

Laptop  : OH! THAT’S BUBU OUTSIDE. ON THE ROOF!! *pointing            outside the window*

Me      : WHA- WHERE?! NO, BUBU!! *running outside*

Laptop  : HA! Idiot. Now I can sleep peacefully without that          annoying human. Lalalaa~ I’M COMING MY BED~~ *shut          down*

Meanwhile..

Me      : *panting heavily* YAH YOU KIDDO! HOW DARE YOU- Ooh shut      down already? How nice.. See you again then *smiling        evilly*

-tbc-

Ps: In case you forget who is BUBU~

*) my lovely baby >.<

Oh! Ciao