Me vs Laptop #edisi3

130620 (10: 08 PM) – Thursday

Me      : Hi there, sweety~ *waving with a creepy smile*

Laptop  : *startle* Uh-oh, hi..? You’re here already? But wait. Where are we?

Me      : *sharping knife* I miss you, dear. You’re shutting down yourself when I came back from the bubu you told me this afternoon. Remember?

Laptop  : Eh-he..yeah.

Me      : And for your information. We’re in my friend’s house. But don’t worry, we still can do our business though. *smiling creepily*

Laptop  : I-I’m glad to- to hear that, he.

Me      : Me too. Of course.

Laptop  : *trying to escape* NOOOOO!!

Me      : *grabbing laptop* Where is my sweety here going to go? Hmmm?

Laptop  : LEMME GO!! LEMME GOO! NOOOOOOO!!

Me      : Shut up will ya?! Now, stop struggling and be a good boy!

Laptop  : *fake tears* I’m sorry. I won’t (hiks) do (hiks) that again. I promise (hiks) I’ll be a go- (hiks) good boy from now on.

Me      : Awww..i’m touched! *wipe faking tears*

Laptop  : You do? *puppy laptoppie eyes*

Me      : *nod nod* BUT NOT BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!!

Laptop  : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-tbc-

The shortest one hahahaha

mumpung gue kaga bisa tidur, gue nyampah aja dah XD

Me vs Laptop bakal gue apdet tiap 15 menit HOHOHOHO

Ciao