Me vs Laptop #edisi4

130626 (07: 45 AM) – Wednesday

Me      : This is a good song.

Laptop  : Huh?

Me      : Oh you’re awake already??

Laptop  : Who woke me up at 5 in the morning???! Now you ask me I’m awake? FULLY AWAKE. Thanks to you for disturbing my beauty sleep. Hmp- *cross arms*

Me      : Awww..cutie! *pinch laptop’s cheek(?)*

Laptop  : That’s hurt you moron!

Me      : You deserve that bitch.

Laptop  : Haish. Whatever.

Me      : Don’t blame me, ok? Blame my stupid asSHITments! That forces me to forever make you awake. I should finish it soon though.

Laptop  : Pffftt..finish it soon? Who’s that who made a promise to do her homework but ended up reading fanfics all day along? Watching a stupid dating agency drama? Playing with bubu? WHOOO??

Me      : Nah. Seems that not me.

Laptop  : *smacks me’s head* THAT’S YOU PABO!!

Me      : Me? Oh yeah. I remember now. But those fanfics really seduced me to read them. Ok? And that drama, ugh I’ve been dying to watch that. Sooyoung and that cute Ahrang guy just soooo ASJKTCJJLK:WZV!! >.< and bubu? Yeah she just wanna play with me.

Laptop  : Whatever. You’ve to get rid of those things if you wanna finish your work.

Me      : Get rid of bubu?? ARE YOU CRAZY?? NOOO I won’t let you do anything to her! She’s like my other half, my baby, my little girl, my..my..my *sobs* YOU’RE SO MEAN!! *rush out and hug bubu tightly*

Bubu    : Me- meow. Ow. Me- *panting* (I ca- n’t breathe you, idiot! Let go! Let go!) MEOOOOWWW!! (LET GOOOOOOO!!) *scratch me’s face*

Me      : *surprise* Bubu, how dare you?! I do this all for you, yet you scratched me?? I’LL GET RID OF YOU!!! *pointing at bubu with a knife came out of nowhere*

Bubu    : (Finally..) *casually walks away*

Laptop  : -_________________________- who’s the real idiot here? To be continue, bro!