Friday, February 28, 2014
Monday, February 24, 2014
#randompost_7
Numpang lewat~
Jangan tanya kenapa gue dengan randomnya mosting tu poto! Namanya juga random post! Jadi ini khusus randoman gue!
No Komen!!
Ps: Sori masih kebawa moment kemaren jadinye masih pake tanda seru -__- nih dah gue ganti jadi titik.
Ciao..........
KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sesuai judulnye! kali ini gue pengen ber-KYAAAAAAAA terus! karena apa?!
karena sumfe gue lagi fangirling ama ni drama atu!
Gue mau ngingetin dulu! Apdetan gue yang ini bakal gue bikin khusus buat yang suka korea aje! Buat yang kaga tau apalagi kaga suka, mending minggir dulu! Soalnye daripada ntar lo bosen gegara kaga ngerti apa yang gue omongin, mending lo siap sedia dari sekarang kan?! Ya kan?! Ya kagak?!
Lebay?! Sabodo! Pokoknye diapdetan nyang ini gue mau ngelampiasin teriakan gue yang tertunda! Gue emang kaga bisa tereak lepas gegara ini uda malem, abang gue uda tidur! Dan pas gue ngetik kalimat ini, pas jam 00.00! (oke ini abaikan!)
Khusus disini gue bakal belaga kaga kenal ama tanda titik! Gue bakal pake seru! Soalnye ini seru! Okelah buat si koma ama tanya masih gue pake!
Trus tadi gue ngomong apaan yak?! Oiye, drama!
Ni yang gue omongin drama korea punyanya TvN, stasiun tipi korea! Gue kasih gambaran singkat aje ya buat lo lo yang kaga tau tapi pengen tau! Kalo lo lo yang kaga mau tau, skip aje sampe dua paragrap depan!
Jadi ini drakor judulnye "Emergency Couple"! Ceritanye tentang pasangan cere (cerai), tapi ketemu lagi abis 6taun dan mereka sama-sama jadi dokter magang di ruang UGD rumah sakit! Sesuai setting, ni drama juga banyak adegan beleh-belehan looh!! Maksud gue, belehan semacem operasi ato suntik-suntikkan! Yang maen itu Song Jihyo ama Choi Jinhyuk! Tau?! Kaga?! Gugling sono!!
Kampret emang ye ni drama! Makin episode makin bagus aje! Kan gue jadi susah! Mana tayangnye seminggu cuma dua kali! Kan gue kaga sabar! Kenapa kaga kaya sinetron indonesia aja coba yang tayang tiap hari sampe berjam-jam! Kaga bosen dah gue! YAKIN!
*tariknapas*
Gue mau tenang dikit ni sekalian mau cerita dikit! Jadi gue ni baru balik dari acara keluarga! Dan dari semua perjalanan, gue sebenernye pengen cerita kesini, tapi berubung gue kadung susah duluan gegara ni drama, jadi gue ceritanye besok aje ye!!
Duh trus gue kudu gimane?! Kan gue susah! Sontrek dramanye juga bikin gue kecanduan -____- SHIP!
Berubung gue beneran lagi excited, gue kasih potongan dramanya ni! ni beneran potongan yang gue potong sendiri!
Potongan dari adegan paporit gue di episode nyang ini!!
Itu tu potongan drama yang gue bilang! Dan sebelum berakhir, berubung gue lagi semangat begete ama ni drama, ni gue mau sawer poto yang berkaitan ama dramanye! Mari berdoa bersama semoga ini drama cepet tayang lagi! Semoga yang bagian nayangin jarinya kepleset ato gimana makanya bocor dan tayang lebih awal! (oke ini ngawur!) Sekalian aja lah, gue udahan! Laper gue gegara dari tadi belom sempet tereak! Mana gue sariawan lagi! (oke ini kaga nyambung!)
Betewe, Ciao!!!
*) Casts:
Saturday, February 22, 2014
Me vs Laptop #edisi6
140219 (06:
29 PM) – Wednesday
Me : Hey yow, Baby!
Laptop : *narrow eyes*
Me : Yo, man! *punch laptop’s arm(?)*
Laptop : YAH!! *punch back* IT’S HURT, IDIOT! AND I’M
NOT A BABY, ESPECIALLY YOUR BABY!
Me : *rub arms* Ok, ok. I got it. Just
lower your voice, duh. My ears are going to explode.
Laptop : WHATEVER!
Me : What a grumpy granny~
Laptop : I’M NOT GRANNY!!
Me :
Gezz, are you that excited to talk with me again? To the point that you can’t even
calm down your voice?
Laptop : FORG- et it! *cross arms*
Me :
Ok, please just stop being sulky. I’m serious right now.
Laptop : Wow. It’s rare to see you-
Me :
*sharp gaze*
Laptop : Fine. What do you want to talk about?
Me :
…
Laptop : ….
Me :
…..
Laptop : Hello~ *wave hands*
Me :
Hmm. That’s…
Laptop : Hm?
Me :
I don’t know how to tell you about this.
Laptop : Why?
Me :
It’s- complicated.
Laptop : What?
Me :
I- I don’t know how to- Argh! Seriously, it’s…whatever *shrug*
Laptop : Hey~ *poke me’s cheek* are you about to confess to me or what?
*wink*
Me :
Stop with the flirt before I shut you off.
Laptop : *tap chin(?)* Well it’s strange. I’m always the one who tell you
that. What’s wrong with you seriously?
Me :
I’ve told you. I don’t know.
Laptop : Stop with the ‘I don’t know’
thing! Just tell me about that thing!
Me : What thing?
Laptop : Should I mention that? Really? Stop being an oblivious or
pretending to be oblivious! I know something is bothering you and you’re dying
to share it with other people! Don’t keep it yourself! You need someone to
listen to you!
Me :
Are you listening to me now?
Laptop : Am I not?
Me :
I thought I’m writing *frown*.
Laptop : *sigh* Fine. We’re chatting. Happy now?
Me :
Hahah!
Laptop : Spit it out!
Me :
You told me to spit?
Laptop : *hit me’s head*
Me :
Hahahah!
Laptop : YAH!
Me :
Gyahahah!!
Laptop : I’m serious here.
Me :
*still laughing*
Laptop : I’ll sleep then! You waste my time for a God’s shake!
Me :
Oh?
Laptop : *prepare futon*
Me :
Hey.. *poke laptop*
Laptop : *put on a blanket*
Me :
I-
Laptop : *lying down*
Me :
I’m scared.
Laptop : *sit up immediately* What?
Me :
I’m scared.
Laptop : Why?
Me :
I don’t know.
Laptop : *frown* How…come?
Me :
*shrug*
Laptop : Can I ask you one thing?
Me :
Go on.
Laptop : What are you scared of?
Me :
Hmm…everything?
Laptop : Are you kidding me?
Me :
What?
Laptop : You’re scared of everything? And now here you are talking to me
and even scolding me without any fear!
Me :
You want me to be scared of you? Fine then. Oww~ my laptop is such a gangster!
I’m scared! HELP M- mppph
Laptop : Are you insane??! Stop that childish act and back to our topic! I
know you have something to say!
Me :
I never know you know me that well…
Laptop : *glaring*
Me :
Hmm..kay. So I- ugh how to start this? But seems like I have many things
playing in my mind.
Laptop : …
Me :
I- I just feel like that’s scary you know! As if I already have any scenario
for the future? HAHAHAHA silly right?
Laptop : …
Me :
But yeah that’s what’s in my mind and I- I am scared. I want to be with my
family now. Really and I’m serious! I can feel that I’m being a mellow person
for these days. It seems like my emotion has been playing with me.
Laptop : …
Me :
And I- hey. Are you listening to me?
Laptop : *nod* Go on.
Me :
*hesitating* Ok. The worst thing is…can I tell you these? Really?
Laptop : Tell me everything bothering you!
Me :
But it’s…*sigh* I feel strange.
Laptop : Why?
Me :
May be it’s not a weird thing. But I just feel like it’s not me at all. I want
to buy presents for my family and my friends *grin*
Laptop : Weew, that’s good then. Don’t forget me too.
Me :
*raising eyebrows* Who are you?
Laptop : Please -___- tsk. Just continue!
Me :
And you know what? I’ve even list the things I want to give them. I wrote it in
my- wait! Where did I write it? Which book? Oh shit! *brb looking for the book*
Laptop : You are the one who is scary though -_-
Me :
HERE! Hahahaha I’ve found it! I wrote it in my mickey mouse book! *showing the
book*
Laptop : *no interest* Yea yeah whatever.
Me :
*opening the book* but I haven’t completed the list though. There’re still some
blanks like…here! I can’t figure out the thing I should buy for my oldest bro,
Mas Ari.
Laptop : *peeking* Bubu? You’re even planning something for her?!
Me :
Of course! She’s my best-friend, duh! And she’s still! Just you wait I will take
her back to me again! That’s one of my dream-list!
Laptop : *shaking head* Do what you want.
Me :
Errr…
Laptop : What now?
Me :
I have to keep money to buy all of these.
Laptop : Of course. Except if you want to throw your right mind away and
steal everything. You can get them for free with that.
Me :
I’m not as crazy as you. Thanks -___-
Laptop : …
Me :
….
Laptop : So, feeling better?
Me :
Uh? Oh yeah! Woaaah, you’re the best! You’ve helped me to resolve them
hahahaha!
Laptop : What resolve? I didn’t do anything. By the way, just tell me
about everything. I know you can’t do it to people.
Me :
*smiling*
Laptop : For the last time, I’ll ask you one thing.
Me :
What’s that?
Laptop : Why can’t you share your problem with other people? Curhat,
curhat! You know that!
Me :
Haven’t I told you before?
Laptop : Have you? Err…maybe not that clear.
Me :
Well, I don’t know either. But I can’t stand it if others know my thing.
Like…can they understand me? Can they understand what I mean or what I want? I
feel like people only can judge me from their point of view.
Laptop : Not all people like that.
Me :
I know. But from my experiences, that’s the result.
Laptop : How about your friend?
Me :
Some friends often tell me about their problem, but I can’t really give them
any solution and I hope they know that. I can be a good listener, seriously.
But I’m afraid I’ll hurt their feeling by saying this and that. I’m not a ‘good
person’. I can just blurt out what’s in my mind if I want and I know it can
hurt people’s feeling. And I don’t want that to happen.
Laptop : Such a deep thinker.
Me :
*chuckling* Maybe?
Laptop : But spit out all your worries is not a bad thing, you know.
Me :
I’ve just realized something.
Laptop : What?
Me :
How do people see me?
Laptop : *confused* What do you mean?
Me :
I mean like, do they see me as a beautiful, well-mannered, and kind girl?
Laptop : Ewww, stop dreaming! You’re the most annoying person in the
universe! EVER!
Me :
Hey!
Laptop : That’s reality ok?
Me :
-___- well, I’ll ask you then. What do you think about me?
Laptop : What do you expect me to answer?
Me :
*slapping laptop’s head* I’m serious!
Laptop : *pouting* Ok, ok. You’re a crazy girl who can’t even sit properly
for a minute. And you’re also a broken-speaker.
Me :
Wha- What?!
Laptop : Don’t you realize that? You can’t manage to be quiet even a
second.
Me :
I admit that.
Laptop : Cool.
Me :
Do you thing I’m a grumpy person?
Laptop : No, duh! You always grin whenever you are! And it irritates me!
Me :
That’s it!
Laptop : Huh?
Me :
I want people to see me as a cheerful person.
Laptop : And you’ve succeeded with that.
Me :
That’s why…I want people to be happy because of me, hehehe. Ridiculous right?
But I don’t want people to feel a pain just because of me, especially my
family. Besides,
Laptop : Besides what?
Me :
Besides, I still can’t find trusty that I can give to other people.
Laptop : …
Me :
Whoever it is. My family or my friends…
Laptop : Stop living a complicated life, buddy.
Me :
is it? But that’s what I enjoy in my life *smiling*
Laptop : That will be a burden for your-self too.
Me :
I know. *smiling* thanks for your concern.
Laptop : Try to open up with people. I can’t help you forever. Remember,
I’m just a ‘thing’.
Me :
But you’re also the best for me *hug laptop*
Laptop : *hug back* Especially with your condition right now.
Me :
Me? What condition?
Laptop : *hit me’s head* Don’t play dumb! I know what you always try to
find. Google told me everything!
Me :
Really? Woow…google is awesome *grab a knife*
Laptop : Stop playing, will you? Let’s be serious!
Me :
Sorry…
Laptop : *sigh* I love you and I’m happy to be your friend. That’s why I
don’t want you to be burdened by the unimportant things that actually you can
resolve them simply. You got what I mean?
Me :
*nod* Thanks buddy. I’m serious now.
Laptop : *smiling* You’re welcome. But can I ask you the last favor for
today?
Me :
What is it?
Laptop : Please clean my monitor. Many dusts are playing there. I hate
that!
Me :
Hahahaha. I got it, man! Tomorrow ok? It’s already late. I’ll sleep.
Laptop : Ok. Sleep well.
Me :
You too… See you tomorrow~
Laptop : See you…*smiling*
Me vs Laptop #edisi5
130727 (09:
57AM) – Saturday
Me : Hey you!
Laptop : …
Me : Y.O.U!
Laptop : *turning head right and left*
Me : YOU, STUPID!! *smack laptop*
Laptop : *sending laser through eyes(?)*
Me : What?
Laptop : I was in a really really peaceful life but
suddenly a devil came up and dragged me to hell.
Me : Wow. I never know you have such an
amazing experience. How’s next?
Laptop : And now that devil is doing something that
she hasn’t done in a month.
Me : ???
Laptop : Yeah. Writing a stupid thing that is not important at all, and I
feel like killing her right here, right now.
Me : Do I know her?
Laptop : Yup.
Me : I know her that well?
Laptop : Exactly.
Me : Is she a pretty girl named Evy?
Laptop : Actually yes, her name is Evy. But no, she’s
not pretty AT ALL.
Me : You, crap!
Laptop : A crap that you need the most.
Me : Shit. But unfortunately that’s true.
Laptop : *batting eyelashes*
Me : I’m bored.
Laptop : So?
Me : Huh?
Laptop : What’s that having to do with me?
Me : Show me something interesting duh!
Laptop : There’re so many interesting things in me
yow.
Me : I know.
Laptop : Should I mention them? Super Junior and Exo photos, Super Junior
and Exo’s videos, Super Junior and Exo variety shows, and… I only remember that
you save those.
Me :
There’re also some movies duh!
Laptop : Yeah yeah whatever. *shrug*
Me :
I wanna go home.
Laptop : Just go home then. Just don’t forget to bring me with you.
Me :
Who are you anyway? Why should I bring you anywhere?
Laptop : Oww. Are you malin kundang??
Me :
Whut?
Laptop : You forget someone who always helps you?
Me :
-______- for your information, you’re not ‘someone’.
Laptop : Someone, something, whatever. Hmp *crossing arms*
Me :
Something is angry~ *poking laptop*
Laptop : GROSS!! DON’T TOUCH ME! EWWW
Me :
I’m not gross!
Laptop : You are!
Me :
If I’m gross, then what are you?
Laptop : Me? I’m the most handsome laptop ever!
Me :
Say who?? You’re the MOST ANNOYING thing ever!! YEAH *pumping fist*
Laptop : *grabbing ‘me’ hair* You’re annoying, sistah.
Me :
*grabbing laptop’s head* You too, brat!
Laptop+Me: YOU B*TCH!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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#nyempil --> dalam judul, "BANDINGKAN!!"
Okeoke kalo sebelumnye gue ngepost layout poster, ini gue posting yang beneran uda jadinya juga!
Bandingkanlaaaaaah...!!!
Layout:
dan,
hasil akhir yang sebenarnyaaa...!!!
ga jauh beda kan? HOHOHO~ *ditabokmassa*
ngerasa familiar ama muka-muka ini? kagak? yaude berarti lo kaga bejodoh ama mereka *loh-_-* *abaikan*
Sekian dan salam olahraga! Ciao
Me vs Laptop #edisi4
130626 (07:
45 AM) – Wednesday
Me : This is a good song.
Laptop : Huh?
Me : Oh you’re awake already??
Laptop : Who woke me up at 5 in the morning???! Now you ask me I’m awake?
FULLY AWAKE. Thanks to you for disturbing my beauty sleep. Hmp- *cross arms*
Me :
Awww..cutie! *pinch laptop’s cheek(?)*
Laptop : That’s hurt you moron!
Me :
You deserve that bitch.
Laptop : Haish. Whatever.
Me :
Don’t blame me, ok? Blame my stupid asSHITments! That forces me to forever make
you awake. I should finish it soon though.
Laptop : Pffftt..finish it soon? Who’s that who made a promise to do her
homework but ended up reading fanfics all day along? Watching a stupid dating
agency drama? Playing with bubu? WHOOO??
Me :
Nah. Seems that not me.
Laptop : *smacks me’s head* THAT’S YOU PABO!!
Me :
Me? Oh yeah. I remember now. But those fanfics really seduced me to read them.
Ok? And that drama, ugh I’ve been dying to watch that. Sooyoung and that cute
Ahrang guy just soooo ASJKTCJJLK:WZV!! >.< and bubu? Yeah she just wanna
play with me.
Laptop : Whatever. You’ve to get rid of those things if you wanna finish
your work.
Me :
Get rid of bubu?? ARE YOU CRAZY?? NOOO I won’t let you do anything to her!
She’s like my other half, my baby, my little girl, my..my..my *sobs* YOU’RE SO
MEAN!! *rush out and hug bubu tightly*
Bubu :
Me- meow. Ow. Me- *panting* (I ca- n’t
breathe you, idiot! Let go! Let go!) MEOOOOWWW!! (LET GOOOOOOO!!) *scratch me’s face*
Me :
*surprise* Bubu, how dare you?! I do this all for you, yet you scratched me??
I’LL GET RID OF YOU!!! *pointing at bubu with a knife came out of nowhere*
Bubu :
(Finally..) *casually walks away*
Laptop : -_________________________- who’s the real idiot here? To be
continue, bro!
Me vs Laptop #edisi3
130620 (10:
08 PM) – Thursday
Me : Hi there, sweety~ *waving with a
creepy smile*
Laptop : *startle* Uh-oh, hi..? You’re here already?
But wait. Where are we?
Me :
*sharping knife* I miss you, dear. You’re shutting down yourself when I came
back from the bubu you told me this afternoon. Remember?
Laptop : Eh-he..yeah.
Me :
And for your information. We’re in my friend’s house. But don’t worry, we still
can do our business though. *smiling creepily*
Laptop : I-I’m glad to- to hear that, he.
Me :
Me too. Of course.
Laptop : *trying to escape* NOOOOO!!
Me :
*grabbing laptop* Where is my sweety here going to go? Hmmm?
Laptop : LEMME GO!! LEMME GOO! NOOOOOOO!!
Me :
Shut up will ya?! Now, stop struggling and be a good boy!
Laptop : *fake tears* I’m sorry. I won’t (hiks) do (hiks) that again. I
promise (hiks) I’ll be a go- (hiks) good boy from now on.
Me :
Awww..i’m touched! *wipe faking tears*
Laptop : You do? *puppy laptoppie eyes*
Me :
*nod nod* BUT NOT BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!!
Laptop : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-tbc-
The shortest one hahahaha
mumpung gue kaga bisa tidur, gue nyampah aja dah XD
Me vs Laptop bakal gue apdet tiap 15 menit HOHOHOHO
Ciao
Friday, February 21, 2014
Me vs Laptop #edisi2
130620 (01:
30 PM) – Thursday
Laptop : What do you want?
Me : Wawawa. Calm down will ya?
Laptop : I thought you’ll just come to me at night. But it’s a sunny
afternoon and here you are, in front of me like a nerd.
Me : What sunny? It’s so cloudy and looks
like it’s about to rain.
Laptop : Then?
Me : Then? I just finished my bath and I’m
about to….oh PRAY! Sholat broh! Wait a moment.
Laptop : Half past one PM and you just took a bath?! What kind of girl you
are?? Gezz..and it’s thirty minutes to the end of dzuhur ya know. Yah WHERE ARE
YOU, BRAT?! I’M TALKING TO YOU NOW!!
(4 minutes later)
Me :
I’m back.
Laptop : Yeah yeah welcome.
Me :
Hmm
Laptop : Hmm?
Me :
…
Laptop : …?
Me :
Uhm
Laptop : *yawns* How about we take a nap?
Me :
Yah wait!
Laptop : I’m waiting here! And you didn’t say anything except ‘hmm’ and
‘uhm’.
Me :
Uhh..sowwy.
Laptop : Hurry up and say something! Don’t make me bored.
Me :
I’m sleepy.
Laptop : Then? Take a nap! *pulls-up blanket*
Me :
Haish! *pulls-down blanket* Who said you can sleep now?
Laptop : What?
Me :
Listen to me..
Laptop : *sighs* Fine. What’s that to talk about?
Me :
Err..
Laptop : Hm?
Me :
That’s..
Laptop : What?
Me :
*tapping chin*
Laptop : Don’t be shy. Just tell me.
Me :
That’s not it.
Laptop : Then?
Me :
I think I forget what I want to tell. *grinning widely*
Laptop : -__- *smacks me’s head* Idiot.
Me :
It hurts you moron!
Laptop : Just tell me then. Try to remember it. I’ll wait here. *pulls-up
blanket*
Me :
Don’t sleep!
Laptop : I won’t. I just wait here.
Me :
Yeah wait while sleeping rite? No freaking way!! *snatch blanket*
Laptop : Ugh why are you so annoying?!
Me :
Because this is who I am?
Laptop : *sarcastically* Proud of you.
Me :
*smile* Thanks.
Laptop : -__-
Me :
J
Laptop : -_____-
Me :
:D
Laptop : OH! THAT’S BUBU OUTSIDE. ON THE ROOF!! *pointing outside the
window*
Me :
WHA- WHERE?! NO, BUBU!! *running outside*
Laptop : HA! Idiot. Now I can sleep peacefully without that annoying
human. Lalalaa~ I’M COMING MY BED~~ *shut down*
Meanwhile..
Me :
*panting heavily* YAH YOU KIDDO! HOW DARE YOU- Ooh shut down already? How
nice.. See you again then *smiling evilly*
-tbc-
Ps: In case you forget who is BUBU~
*) my lovely baby >.<
Oh! Ciao
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