Monday, March 10, 2014

Me vs Laptop #edisi7

140310 (11: 55 AM) – Tuesday
[Telepathy conversation]
*) Guest star: a random voice passes by.


Me      : Olaf~
….      : …… (no response)
Me      : Olaf-ah…
….      : ……. (still no response)
Me      : *take deep breath* Laptoppie! Yah, my laptop! My red laptop! My fussy la-
….      : Hey! Hey! Who is this?
Me      : Uh? It’s not my laptop’s voice.
….      : You’re right. I’m not a laptop, little girl.
Me      : So- sorry..
….      : and I never know a laptop can have a voice.
Me      : *laugh awkwardly*
….      : Weird.
Me      : Ahahaha. I’m sorry. Now, if you excuse me, I’ll break this connection and-
….      : Yeah yeah, you better break this because I can hear a teacher’s voice explaining something like noun phrase.
Me      : It’s a lecturer, not a teacher. And I’m a grown-up lady, not a little girl. That’s it, grandpa.
….      : Woah, you know I’m a grandpa.
Me      : Your voice tells me everything -_-
….      : Ok, ok. Study hard, grown-up lady. Bye!
Me      : and I have a name -_- Hoaaaahm, I want my laptop! OLAF!
….      : *groan*
Me      : HA! This is my laptop’s voice!! OLAF-AH!!
Laptop  : Shut up! Shut up! I heard that already, don’t need to scream!
Me      : I’m just too happy!
Laptop  : *sneer*
Me      : Finally~
Laptop  : What?
Me      : I miss you…
Laptop  : Cih
Me      : What are you doing?
Laptop  : Sleeping.
Me      : *pout* Lucky you!
Laptop  : I am.
Me      : I wanna go home.
Laptop  : Just pay attention to your lecturer. That’s your fate as a human. Now, excuse me. I want to go back to jsxghfbkjo- *murmur*
Me      : YAH! YAH! Wake up! Don’t sleep! I bet you use my pillows too, rite? HA! Let go off them! I won’t let you use them!
Laptop  : What? In your dream, crappy! Like I will use them! I don’t even have a heart to touch your full-of-droll pillows! I pity them though.
Me      : WHAT??
Laptop  : Just look at them! You have to use a mask to sleep next time. Their eyes just like beg me to say this to you.
Me      : Wh- what? What did you say?!
Laptop  : That’s all. Nothing more. No repeat.
Me      : You piece of shit!
Laptop  : Really? Me? Shit? Haha, people won’t ask a shit tto help them though…
Me      : *grow horns* This crap!
Laptop  : but look at you! You said I’m a shit, means that you always talk to a shit, asking help from a shit, sleeping with a shit, you live with a shit!! HAHAHAHA
Me      : STOOOOOP!!!
Laptop  : Wow~ chill ya man!
Me      : Shit! My lecturer is looking at me. It’s your fault! *whisper*
Laptop  : Me? Hooo~ sorry dude, you’re the one who start first.
Me      : You- *sigh* Don’t be a b*tch.
Laptop  : Me? B*tch? I’m not.
Me      : You are! You fussy diva!
Laptop  : Diva? No, I’m manly.
Me      : Manly? Pfft… in your dream!
Laptop  : W- what?
Me      : Even I’m manlier than you!
Laptop  : Yes, that’s because you’re the abnormal girl!
Me      : Ab- what? I am a lady, ok?! Look, how beautiful I am!
Laptop  : Beautiful my ass! Your full-of-droll pillows are prettier than you!
Me      : Don’t start a fight!
Laptop  : I’m not. I’m just saying everything based on the fact.
Me      : *breathe heavily*
Laptop  : What’s wrong with you? Heart attack?
Me      : HOW DARE YOU! DON’T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!
Laptop  : I- Ok. I’m sorry. I know, I know. Stop crying.
Me      : I’m not.
Laptop  : *sigh*
Me      : What?
Laptop  : What’s what?
Me      : You’re sighing.
Laptop  : It’s nothing.
Me      : Should I believe you?
Laptop  : You have to.
Me      : Ok.
Laptop  : …
Me      : ….
Laptop  : I want to sleep.
Me      : Hmm.
Laptop  : I have to prepare my energy because I know you’ll drain my energy to death once you’re home.
Me      : Hahahaha. Ok, Be a good boy. Good night!
Laptop  : It’s a day.
Me      : Ok, good day!
Laptop  : …
Me      : Good sleep?
Laptop  : That’s better.
Me      : Yeah yeah, good sleep for you.
Laptop  : Stop complaining! Be a good student and go straight home when you’re done.
Me      : Weeewwww~ You miss me!
Laptop  : Stop dreaming too.
Me      : Don’t be shy~
Laptop  : ….
Me      : He-

TUUT TUUUUUTTTT… 



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