140310 (11:
55 AM) – Tuesday
[Telepathy conversation]
*) Guest
star: a random voice passes by.
Me : Olaf~
…. : …… (no response)
Me : Olaf-ah…
…. : ……. (still no response)
Me : *take deep breath* Laptoppie! Yah, my
laptop! My red laptop! My fussy la-
…. : Hey! Hey! Who is this?
Me : Uh? It’s not my laptop’s voice.
…. : You’re right. I’m not a laptop, little
girl.
Me : So- sorry..
…. : and I never know a laptop can have
a voice.
Me : *laugh awkwardly*
…. : Weird.
Me : Ahahaha. I’m sorry. Now, if you
excuse me, I’ll break this connection and-
…. :
Yeah yeah, you better break this because I can hear a teacher’s voice
explaining something like noun phrase.
Me :
It’s a lecturer, not a teacher. And I’m a grown-up lady, not a little girl.
That’s it, grandpa.
…. :
Woah, you know I’m a grandpa.
Me :
Your voice tells me everything -_-
…. :
Ok, ok. Study hard, grown-up lady. Bye!
Me :
and I have a name -_- Hoaaaahm, I want my laptop! OLAF!
…. :
*groan*
Me :
HA! This is my laptop’s voice!! OLAF-AH!!
Laptop : Shut up! Shut up! I heard that already, don’t need to scream!
Me :
I’m just too happy!
Laptop : *sneer*
Me :
Finally~
Laptop : What?
Me :
I miss you…
Laptop : Cih
Me :
What are you doing?
Laptop : Sleeping.
Me :
*pout* Lucky you!
Laptop : I am.
Me :
I wanna go home.
Laptop : Just pay attention to your lecturer. That’s your fate as a human.
Now, excuse me. I want to go back to jsxghfbkjo- *murmur*
Me :
YAH! YAH! Wake up! Don’t sleep! I bet you use my pillows too, rite? HA! Let go
off them! I won’t let you use them!
Laptop : What? In your dream, crappy! Like I will use them! I don’t even
have a heart to touch your full-of-droll pillows! I pity them though.
Me :
WHAT??
Laptop : Just look at them! You have to use a mask to sleep next time. Their
eyes just like beg me to say this to you.
Me :
Wh- what? What did you say?!
Laptop : That’s all. Nothing more. No repeat.
Me :
You piece of shit!
Laptop : Really? Me? Shit? Haha, people won’t ask a shit tto help them
though…
Me :
*grow horns* This crap!
Laptop : but look at you! You said I’m a shit, means that you always talk
to a shit, asking help from a shit, sleeping with a shit, you live with a
shit!! HAHAHAHA
Me :
STOOOOOP!!!
Laptop : Wow~ chill ya man!
Me :
Shit! My lecturer is looking at me. It’s your fault! *whisper*
Laptop : Me? Hooo~ sorry dude, you’re the one who start first.
Me :
You- *sigh* Don’t be a b*tch.
Laptop : Me? B*tch? I’m not.
Me :
You are! You fussy diva!
Laptop : Diva? No, I’m manly.
Me :
Manly? Pfft… in your dream!
Laptop : W- what?
Me :
Even I’m manlier than you!
Laptop : Yes, that’s because you’re the abnormal girl!
Me :
Ab- what? I am a lady, ok?! Look, how beautiful I am!
Laptop : Beautiful my ass! Your full-of-droll pillows are prettier than
you!
Me :
Don’t start a fight!
Laptop : I’m not. I’m just saying everything based on the fact.
Me :
*breathe heavily*
Laptop : What’s wrong with you? Heart attack?
Me :
HOW DARE YOU! DON’T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!
Laptop : I- Ok. I’m sorry. I know, I know. Stop crying.
Me :
I’m not.
Laptop : *sigh*
Me :
What?
Laptop : What’s what?
Me : You’re sighing.
Laptop : It’s nothing.
Me : Should I believe you?
Laptop : You have to.
Me : Ok.
Laptop : …
Me : ….
Laptop : I want to sleep.
Me : Hmm.
Laptop : I have to prepare my energy because I know you’ll drain my energy
to death once you’re home.
Me :
Hahahaha. Ok, Be a good boy. Good night!
Laptop : It’s a day.
Me :
Ok, good day!
Laptop : …
Me :
Good sleep?
Laptop : That’s better.
Me :
Yeah yeah, good sleep for you.
Laptop : Stop complaining! Be a good student and go straight home when you’re
done.
Me :
Weeewwww~ You miss me!
Laptop : Stop dreaming too.
Me :
Don’t be shy~
Laptop : ….
Me :
He-
TUUT TUUUUUTTTT…
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